PATRIOTS CARTOONS AND JOKES
FUNNY FOOTBALL CARTOONS AND JOKES
Here are a few funny cartoons and jokes that I found.
Top NFL complaints
- After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.
- Calling "heads or tails" but never getting any. . . "head" or "tail".
- Players get "the wave". . . refs get "the finger".
- Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan.
- With Reggie White retired, the penalty for "Illegal use of a racial slur" is meaningless.
- Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to frickin' CLEVELAND!!!
- Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game is twice as risky.
- Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but for me it's black and white week after week after week!
- Don King only bribes boxing judges.
- Official rule books not made in Braille.
- I'm the one that everybody wants to kill, so where's MY helmet and pads?!
The NFL team names
When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL.
Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys
Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs
Los Angeles Raiders - Los Angeles Faders
San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers
Seattle Seahawks - Seattle Weehawks
Cincinnati Bengals - Cincinnati Plaingels
Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Clowns
Houston Oilers - Houston Spoilers
Pittsburgh Steelers - Pittsburgh Reelers
Buffalo Bills - Buffalo Nils
Indianapolis Colts - Indianapolis Dolts
Miami Dolphins - Miami Stallfins
Miami Soft Ones
New England Patriots - New England Patsys
New York Jets - New York Pets
New York Not Yets
Atlanta Falcons - Atlanta Fellcons
New Orleans Saints - New Orleans Aint's
Los Angeles Rams - Los Angeles Lambs
San Francisco 49ers - San Francisco Whiners
Chicago Bears - Chicago Fairs
Detroit Lions - Detroit Cryin's
Green Bay Packers - Green Bay Fudgepackers
Green Bay Slackers
Green Bay Whackers
Minnesota Vikings - Minnesota Tykes
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Tampa Bay Yuccaneers
Arizona Cardinals - Arizona Tardynals
Dallas Cowboys - Dallas Cowgirls
New York Giants - New York Midgets
Philadelphia Eagles - Philadelphia Beagles
Washington Redskins - Washington Deadskins
Carolina Panthers - Carolina Can't-thers
Jacksonville Jaguars - Jacksonville Saguars